why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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x men + textposts

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”Yo, Mr White.”

”Yo, Mr White.”

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straight white boy problem


when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

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I was called into job number 2 at the last minute after being at job number 1 all morning..while simultaneously battling my own mind

I had to force myself to be social but ended up drinking a little to keep my mind off of how terrible I’ve been feeling..

Afterwards, my closest work friend bought…

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